Family Feud is (still) a hot mess Q: Name a place where big breasts mean big business. A: KFC
“Nothing changes if nothing changes.”
“In a gathering of Negroes, a quorum shall be announced by the playing of ‘The Wobble.’”
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“Unfortunately, Terrible Life Syndrome does not respond to antidepressants.”
“You know what they say…if you can’t make yourself skinny, make all your friends fat.”
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“I was inspired to take acid by Jimi Hendrix.”
“I know I have an addiction but can you look past that?”
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“Do ‘fish’ and ‘fish filet’ count as 2 separate words?”
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to be changed.
laina: what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, i didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!! (via veryveryfrightening)

laina:

what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!

(via veryveryfrightening)

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