twlboaj: on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents (via veryveryfrightening)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

(via veryveryfrightening)

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sosa-parks: I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge Yeah basically (via thranduilings)

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

Yeah basically

(via thranduilings)

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#ancestryproblems

#ancestryproblems

“When a rainbow appears we see many beautiful colors—yet a rainbow is not something we can clothe ourselves with, or wear as an ornament; it simply appears through the conjunction of various conditions. Thoughts arise in the mind in just the same way. They have no tangible reality or intrinsic existence at all. There is therefore no logical reason why thoughts should have so much power over us, not any reason why we should be enslaved by them.”
“There are two kinds of suffering—one that leads to more suffering and one that leads to its end.”
“I fully expect to walk out of that test feeling like I got shot 9 times like 50 Cent. But hey…50 Cent lived through that, so I can live through this.”
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#whatshelfexam

#whatshelfexam

“I fully expect to walk out of that test feeling like I got shot 9 times like 50 Cent. But hey…50 Cent lived through that, so I can live through this.”
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“Feed me. You see this short white coat? That means I’m poor.”
“If you’ve ever said, ‘I’m offended by a TS video’…reexamine your priorities.”