“God does not choose servants who are solid rocks with no cracks or crevices. Instead, He selects people who have weaknesses, failures, and a need to be forgiven repeatedly.”
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In every family oriented occasion ever since I got into med school up to this day.. Family member: HIIII DOCTOR!!! Me: ......... Family member: HOW ARE YOU DOING DOCTOR?? Me: .......... Family member: I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU DOCTOR!!! Me: ............... I'm not a doctor yet I swear THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME STAHPPPP THE PRESSURE STAHAAAAP Edit from Wayfaring: and then when you graduate and enter a room wearing a long white coat, the family will ask, "are you his nurse today?"
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weavemunchers: if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports (via kim-kardassian)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via kim-kardassian)

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alienyungling: legalmexican: implodingvagina: legalmexican: Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am Filthy frank’s worst nightmare 6:30 am? Please. I’ve been up for 2 hours by then. (via kim-kardassian)

alienyungling:

legalmexican:

implodingvagina:

legalmexican:

Horses would be scary as fuck if they were carnivorous

What kind of drug do u have to be on to think about things like this

No drugs just having to wake up at 6:30 am

Filthy frank’s worst nightmare

6:30 am? Please. I’ve been up for 2 hours by then.

(via kim-kardassian)

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“Is there a beach with wifi?”
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Attending (reading message): Patient is wondering how this pregnancy is possible given a history of infertility. Me: Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other verrrry much...
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“It’s too crowded! It feels like Burlington Coat Factory in here.”
“My name literally means “holy Mary, what a big eater!””
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“He’s a British ray of sunshine!”
Great Wifi Names -HideYoKidsHideYoWifi -PutTheMessInDomestic -TheLANBeforeTime

Great Wifi Names

-HideYoKidsHideYoWifi
-PutTheMessInDomestic
-TheLANBeforeTime