They say that when God closes a door he opens a window. But sometimes he knocks down a wall I usually say “but if there are no windows God takes a sledgehammer and makes his own.” (Source: worshipgifs, via worshipgifs)

They say that when God closes a door he opens a window. But sometimes he knocks down a wall

I usually say “but if there are no windows God takes a sledgehammer and makes his own.”

(Source: worshipgifs, via worshipgifs)

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skypestripper: *looks good when it doesnt matter* *looks to’ up when everyone’s watching* (via kim-kardassian)

skypestripper:

*looks good when it doesnt matter*

*looks to’ up when everyone’s watching*

(via kim-kardassian)

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“Who is you?!”
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“I don’t have to do nothin’ but stay black and graduate!”
Family Feud is (still) a hot mess Q: Name a place where big breasts mean big business. A: KFC
“Nothing changes if nothing changes.”
“In a gathering of Negroes, a quorum shall be announced by the playing of ‘The Wobble.’”
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“Unfortunately, Terrible Life Syndrome does not respond to antidepressants.”
“You know what they say…if you can’t make yourself skinny, make all your friends fat.”
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“I was inspired to take acid by Jimi Hendrix.”