February 2012
85 posts
“You are terrifying, and strange, and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how...”
– MY COMPLEX THOUGHTS:
I will now look myself in the mirror and tell myself this every morning.
“The only thing worse than a racist is a grammar nazi.”
– Not saying I agree, but for some reason this made me chuckle
“You sit down at the computer, and you swear you’ll be productive. Next...”
– Stay Focused app description
“When basketball fans observe the now-famous “nerd” pregame handshake between New...”
– a Washington Post article on Jeremy Lin
(the handshake)
“Sometimes the nearest wall is the best dance partner.”
– Yours Truly
#honesty
Friend 1: Where have you been all my life?
Friend 2: In Mather.
“I have a Burberry for my mace. Not only will I mace you, I’ll mace you...”
“DO HE SPEAK FRENCH??”
“My friend was once named ‘most likely to harmonize while no one else is...”
– #thingsiaspireto
“I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don’t like...”
– Emma Morley, One Day (via khalishh)
“Favorite Disney Singers: ✖ Miley Cyrus ✖ Selena Gomez ✓ Timon & Pumba”
– @autocorrects on Twitter
“Y U NO CHECK SELF, BEFORE U WRECK SELF?”
– @Y_U_NOOO on Twitter
“My life is a poem, waiting to be penned.”
– Yours Truly
friend 1: I'll just admire him from afar...
friend 2: Or you could get it.
“Can I get frequent flyer miles for riding the Strugglebus? I’m pretty sure...”
“People are people, not squares on a calendar.”
– in a discussion of Black History Month
“Genius is talent set on fire by courage.”
– Henry Van Dyke
“I’m so happy right now! I have a splitting headache!!”
“Sometimes when you fish [for compliments] you get a boot.”
“Me: Can I ask a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
...”
“I just think that was deeply stupid.”
“My ears were just molested.”
“We’re on the same page…I’m just in a different translation.”
– Yours Truly
“Imma need you to calm down, sit down, and then fall back.”
“If you feel you’re doing too much, do more.”
“If you don’t have a Valentine, be your own! A lot of people got a...”
“WHY DOESN’T GOD HAVE A FLAN FOR MEEEE”
– context:
“I can’t even play for myself. The right way to play is not for others and not...”
– Jeremy Lin
R. Kelly (singing on the radio): Seems like you're readyyyy
child: Dad, what's he singing about?
father: ...baking cookies.
“Many of the well over 4,000 comments on the Yahoo! story showed concern for...”
“Drench that strumpet through and through.”
– (if you don’t get it right off, I’ll give you a hint: “Crank Dat”)
“Instruct me how to Douglas.”
“You know that feeling, when you’re alone in a house reading a book and you get...”
– MY COMPLEX THOUGHTS:
“I hath 99 complications…nary a wench among them.”
“I live so extravagantly that others wish to locate me. However, they must first...”
“‘Too Much’ is my default. Telling me to do less is like telling me...”
– Yours Truly
“…but he’s wearing rich-boy pants.”
but it makes so much sense...
illapuella:
So in my own quiet time lately, I’ve just been asking God the question, “Why do you want me?” and then tonight at the “listening to God” meeting at church, we were supposed to do that silent listening thing to see what we come up with. What came to my mind? God acting like we’re all Pokemon, dancing around to music saying He’s gotta catch us all, referring to humanity and wanting us...
“I want to be held. Like something fragile, something that needs to be...”
– Yours Truly
“Maybe it isn’t so much about carpe diem – seize the day. Maybe it’s about God...”
“All men are dogs; it’s just that some of them are well-trained.”
– http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh949vIKx1G5jk478l
(s/n about the link i wish i actually understood Patois instead of getting the gist of things through context…one day, maybe. :P)
friend: why do you like your favourite band so much?
me: why do you like breathing so much?
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
“Maybe polar bears are dying out because it’s their time?”
– @cr3wluv on Twitter
“I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.”
– @autocorrects on Twitter
“How do you pay back an enemy?
You bring to mind every person that has...”
“If you don’t do your work, you’ll become a black statistic.”
“That is so not desu.”
– Stuff Weeaboos Say
“It IS a real word! I made it myself.”
“Wait, am I bleeding? No, that’s just sweat.”